March 3rd

National Fuck A Dilf Day

“oh hey. it’s march 3rd. happy national fuck a dilf day!”

by thisisforrachelyoubigfatwhiten March 3, 2020

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march 4

my penis fell off

march 4th you lose your penis

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021

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Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005

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A lovable girl who has dirty blond hair and is tall. She is very athletic and aggressive. If she is in the mood she will deliver a mighty fine bitchslap . You can never tell if your on her good or bad side so treat her well. She loves to laugh and smile. She might tell some stupid jokes but that’s okay, just laugh along. If you ever become her boyfriend, love and cherish her because she will stay loyal and love you. She loves to cuddle. She also dresses in nice clothes but sometimes she will dress in sweatpants and sweatshirt. She will still look good either way. She may look like a brat, but she’s not. Just go up to her and tell her how you feel because she might feel the same.

Wow she’s so cute but has seems like and attitude, she has got to be a Marah!

by ChadyBady February 27, 2019

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