MacBook

Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!

Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser

by kingcatIII July 21, 2024

Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph

Approximately ∞ km/h.

I dunno man, I'm pretty sure a piece of toilet paper hitting you in the face at Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph would hurt like hell.

by CHOPSWEE August 17, 2024

Mach

Mach in Cambodian means One with large penis.

I didn't know you was built like Mach.

by Selena locklear October 20, 2023

macdonalds term

Something that got transformed into a macdonalds type.

Ronald macdonald I'm gonna hit u with my car cuz u bitch old

Macdonalds Term

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 28, 2023

Machaanmaare

Another word for People, referred to people who are close and friends.
Commonly used around a community

Machaanmaare, we gather here to celebrate...

by Picasso Kunjappan February 13, 2024

Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.

"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"

by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024

Machamping

When you start aggressively punching someone else's dick and you rip it off and scream you do not have enough badges to train me!

I was having sex with my dog and I started machamping him.

by PINISmaster69 February 28, 2024