Mittens

Ones hands.

My Mittens are all calased up from liftin weights.

by Ashley42 September 27, 2008

Meat Mitten

A womans breasts.

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.

by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010

mittuch

The epitome of masculinity. Generally used to refer to studly or sexual perfect men. High probability of bedding any woman.

"Oh he's so gorgeous" "I know he's such a Mittuch"

by c-bomb123456 April 14, 2010

mittens

a very pro priest back in Nothing Personal that left a mark on everybody in the guild

mittens once said, "i prefer beetle borgs over power rangers."

by sicariusroguelawl June 27, 2008

mitten queen

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys

Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

Mack mittens

Respected use of hands usually used be Mike when delivering a truth induced punch of whoop ass. Most commmonly heard in the delaware/jersey area

Told my bitch to shut up, didnt listen, so i dropped some truth with these mack mittens, problem solved

by Mikie Stilo February 4, 2017

fart in the mitten

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.

Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.

by trishonidas March 16, 2011