Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.

I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.

by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

funk lumper

Someone who funks lumps

Wow, rebel wolf really lumps funk. Such a funk lumper

by MrGingerRock May 21, 2022

Culdesac Lumberjack

Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.

That Jason is a true culdesac lumberjack. He really knows his way around the Blackstone.

by Eyenstein May 31, 2022

concrete lumberjack

Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.

"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"

by Dackplural November 22, 2022

The Lumberjack

The title given to someone who participates in an orgy featuring 3 or more generations of the same family, therefore "cutting down the family tree".

No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.

by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023