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Left on delivered

If you are left on delivered for a hour or more it definitely means that the person hates you and would like you to leave them alone

You can die from being left on Delivered as it causes a extreme heart disease
:Yooo did you hear about Jess she died yesterday

:Oh no how?
:She got left on delivered 😬
:Ohhh I seeee💔
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Left Wing

A nonexistent political spectrum on the North American continent due to monstrous shifting to the right.
"Matt Stone and Trey Parker aren't right wing douchebags! They're centrists and lampoon the extremists on both sides!"

"In this country, assuming a centrist position makes you right wing. A true left wing extremist is something you've never seen, and wouldn't know if one snuck up and smacked you on the back of the skull with a picket sign."
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leftist

A person who simultaneously advocates for radical individualism, and radical egalitarianism.

Radical individualism being the exhuberant (and often jealous) exercising of personal freedoms without a sense of responsibility to human history, immutable principles, or the society around them. The individual tends more to emphasize personal *rights*, while neglecting personal *responsibilities.* When widely adopted, this leads to social/cultural decay.

Radical egalitarianism is the advocation of equality of *outcome* rather than equality of *opportunity* and, often unconsciously, seeks to persecute those who have achieved more than others with the hand they've been dealt. Thus the desire for the biggest kid on the block (government) to impose, whether by force of law or bullets, an elastic concept of "fairness" on achieving citizenry.

While, at their core, the two concepts are often at odds, they are emphasized at different times, which circumvents this conflict.

Leftists very often view such figures as Marx, Castro, Chavez and their ilk with sympathy, if not admiration.
"Its very difficult to speak to my dad. He fought in WWII and I'm a leftist, so there's just this huge philosophical gulf." :\

"Yeah, I know the Inquisition killed, like, 3000 people over a coupla hundred years, but it just flabberghasted me how many millions were killed in leftist regimes in just the 20th century!"
by Orphanator January 20, 2008
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Leftist

subnormal general intellectual development, associated with impairment of either learning and social adjustment, maturation, or both; A state of backwardness or delayed development, especially of the intellectual functions. Learning difficulty or mental deficiency.
The Leftist reacted violently, attacking all who disagreed with them, when presented with facts.
by Daigobrah June 27, 2021
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Leftist

Usually lacking the ability to critically think. Easily manipulated due to uninformed idiocy and an extreme case of sheep mentality. Most often found in large numbers in democrat ran cities. Their lack of logic and rationale is best defined by their habit of screaming unhinged rants that make no sense at all and avoidance of actual facts. Also prone to believe in Darwinism and a large desire for communism
She is very dumb. I bet she is a leftist
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Left Lane Dick

Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.
"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"

"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
by Sir E. Braum February 18, 2009
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Alabama Left

"Hey how do i get to the nearest beer store?"
"Go up a half mile, and hang an Alabama Left. You can't miss it."
by Christian McNamara March 11, 2008
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