Lobsterjuiceachino 

The act of pouring a cappuccino into a women's satch, letting it ferment for a good while and then drinking it.

Ryan: Yo dude I had Sandy give me a Lobsterjuiceachino, it tasted like fish.
Bro: Nasty!

Lobsterjuiceachino by Daddycrew November 7, 2012

lörsterer 

The "Lörsterer" are a well established Austrian cartel, known for their deep integration in the underground and are feared by the local authorities.

X: "Hey, have you heard about the Lörsterer?"

Y: "No, what's that?"

X: "I'm not quite sure, I've heard it's some kind of cartel."

lörsterer by Lörsterer1 June 14, 2014

lobsters 

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

lobsters by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

Lobsterish 

A mofo who is grabby

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy

Lobsterish by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

lobsterly 

Synonym for great, superb. Mostly used in devops slang and hardcore software engineering subcultures. Recently also adopted by Viking fishermen, celebrating an extraordinary catch.

Oh, this is a lobsterly feature!
By my swaggely beard, this octopus was a lobsterly catch!

lobsterly by Petterson February 5, 2020

Lobstrosity

A giant mutated lobster that has developed a taste for human toes. Usually seen at night in shallow water waiting for un-suspecting waders to walk by.

"That fuckin lobstrosity ate off me friggin' toes"!

Lobstrosity by Roberticus February 26, 2008