Stealth-Lobster

A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..

Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"

by StealthLobster November 6, 2009

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Jobster Lobster

A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.

Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”

by Sus! July 9, 2021

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Pasta and Lobster

A phrase that's used to refer to white boys who give black women princess treatment.

Example 1:
Girl 1: "Do you like pasta and lobster?"
GIrl 2: "Sure! I like 'em a little country too."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "I'm in my pasta and lobster era"
Girl 2: "I might enter mine too. I want a soft life, I'm tired of struggle love"

by hughhefnerapologist May 15, 2024

Lobster

1. One who is not a crab

2. A person who encourages another to obtain success rather than pull them down as a rejection of their own mediocrity

Antonyms: Crab, Hater, Doubter

Friend 1: This guy I know just started hitting the gym, I know he's gonna quit after a week
Friend 2: Don't be a such a crab- be a Lobster

by CrabsInABucketHat March 31, 2021

Lobster

An actual piece of shit with the only upside of tasting good

Shit friend: do u like lobsters
Cool guy: no wtf lobsters are shit. Crab supremacy.

by Just A Microwave April 23, 2021