Libertarian

A person who feels that they should have the freedom to be a racist, misogynist homophobes without the hassle of being criticised. Obviously because despite being critical of others they are also a poor sensitive snowflake.

Piers Morgan is such a libertarian, complaining about the existence of vegan sausages.

by Firescientist January 13, 2020

Libertini

A dish consisting of foods that are malleable

Lad 1: Where are you?
Lad 2: Eating my dinner, it’s libertini innit
Lad 1: Safe g

by Officalbingle June 9, 2020

libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020

libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020

Luberty

Noun
1: freedom to lubricate
2: the quality or state of being lubricated:
a: the power to lubricate as one pleases
b: freedom from friction
c: freedom from dryness
d: the positive enjoyment of various lubricants
e: the power of lubrication

1: They were given luberty when greasing up the shaft.
2: The shaft slid in and out smoothly, with a sense of luberty.

by CapnMcDOOGLE November 14, 2020

Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.

The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.

by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020

Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.

The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.

by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020