Kitten

Girls who like when the older boys flirt with them.

That Kitten, Chunga, was all over your grandpa the other day.

by LilManSam December 20, 2010

love kitten

Much like a "sex kitten" without the hussy-ness and much more love <3

My love kitten

by Liz D 1119 July 6, 2008

totally kittens

Like totes my goats, but for girls. It means totally, of course, I agree, sure, me too, you get the idea.

Girl 1: We're going out tonight.
Girl 2: Totally kittens.

Girl 1: That guy is so hot. I wanna get with that.
Girl 2: Totally fucking kittens.

by vavavaval April 15, 2009

Kattegat Channel Conflict

An intermittent struggle between factions within the Holy Nordic Empire, the most notable being the Kulturpoliti, over a series of disputes, the most prominent being the question of legitimate succession to the Imperial throne, following the assassination of Emperor Gissur, by the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation in 2050.

The Kattegat Channel Conflict is most famous for marking the end of armed military conflict by specialized troops in Europe and North-America, replaced with the massive scale brain-washing of civilian populations, dubbed meta-war, making the Kattegat Channel Conflict the first conflict in history to be fought solely through the control of broadcasting resources.

The conflict is considered to have ended with the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066, due to the inability of the warring factions to agree over the matters of succession.

Various factions continued meta-skirmishing in the area well into the 2070's but with little effect.

The primary significance of the Kattegat Channel Conflict is three-fold, firstly it marked the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire, secondly it marked the end of armed warfare with the advent of meta-war and thirdly it demostrated the dangers of meta-war by the complete meta-decimation of the Scandinavia, which left it a drone-state under the sway of The Eurasian Republic.

Damn, those guys just keep at it like it was the Kattegat Channel Conflict.

by Gissur December 9, 2004

cuntstable kites

A kite shop in bedfordshire

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

by Fred Applegate August 2, 2006

The Butter Kite

This is an act where the male (or the dominant sexual partner) proves his dominance. To accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the semen in his hand during sex, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. You then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before ejaculation and collect it all. Then the dominant partner stretches his scrotum out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the semen out on the scrotum.
Then the dominant party drags his scrotum over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.

"Your sister didn't want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so I gave her The Butter Kite. Guess who's in charge now!"

by Norwegian Woodpecker March 25, 2010

Kittenbreath

The sultry musk left on one's breath the morning after a long night of munching away at some cute girl's pussy.

Freddy: "Dude, I've still got a massive case of kittenbreath from Jessika last night."

George: "Hahaha, fucking awesome man! Can I smell it?"

Freddy: "You're a sick, sick bastard, you know that George?"

George: "..."
George: "..."

Freddy: *exhales heavily onto George*

George quivers.

Love. Touch. Forever. Intense. Thick. Calvin Klein. Nah fuck that, Men Everywhere.

by WordSauce March 10, 2009