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Kitty Rodeo

When cats, mainly related or at least of the same household, wrestle and roll around on the floor. In a somewhat violent manner. Resembles a rodeo event, but for cats.
Could also be two cute, young girls scrapping it out, maybe on the school yard or on the dance floor of some "trendy" nightclub where too many Ed Hardy wearing "doods" and douche-bags whip the young nubiles into a Jager-induced frenzy.
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Dog person: Look! Your cats are tearing each other up!

Cat person: Relax, it's just a bit of kitty rodeo. Probably just a full moon out.

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Ed Hardy wearing moron A: Bra'! Look at those pop-tarts go at it on the floor! Looks like a Kitten Rodeo!

Ed Hardy wearing moron B: Yeah! It's great! I can see that one girrrls snatch, she isn't wearing panties!

EHWM A: Tru dat!
by aspman November 28, 2009
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lick the kitty

To lick the kitty is to perform cunnilingus. The kitty is specifically the vagina.

It is usually used by girls who are afraid to say pussy or are trying to beat around the bush.
She said she wouldn't give me a BJ unless I lick the kitty first.
by PlugItIn June 24, 2015
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hello kitty

jazmin bean: hail hello kitty, she's so adored (it's actually hail kitty but anyways)
by manelaliaga April 17, 2021
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Kitty SnowCaps

Cat turds coated with kitty litter. Fresh one's can be found in the cat litter box.

also known as Kitty Sno-Caps and Kitty Snocaps.
Stupid dogs love to eat kitty snowcaps straight from the litter box.

Mom, the baby is eating kitty snowcaps again.

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by punkfu December 15, 2011
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Burned Kitty

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.
Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!
by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020
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Kitty crush

Friend: Hey, remember when you were all over Jessica?
You: Nah man, it was just a kitty crush.
by prz February 13, 2015
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the slippery kitty

The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls
The slippery kitty turned out night into an adventure
by Slippery kitty May 21, 2017
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