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Fun Killer 

A person who comes up with absolutely smart-ass statements to kill off jokes.
Person 1: ...and that's how I got rid of my hangover.

Person 2: That's not true, I work in a dairy factory and it was discovered that milk does not cure a hangover.

Person 3: Goddamnit, Person 2! It was a funny story. *sigh* You stupid Fun Killer
Fun Killer by TRXD April 10, 2012

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz: I am not the Zodiac Killer
Media: Omg ted cruz is teh zodiac killur #tediszodiackillerconfirmed
Zodiac Killer by Randomfart4 June 3, 2016

iPhone killer 

1. A new cellular phone that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPhone empire.

2. A cellular phone that is cheaper, has more features, superior software, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPhone.
That Googlephone that's coming out is gonna be an iPhone killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has a removable battery, better interface, and it doesn't cost $500!
iPhone killer by JAllhands August 4, 2007

back killer 

an asian girl that looks beautiful from behind, but when she turns around and you see her face she's ugly as hell!
man, i just got killed by another back killer today!
back killer by jamesymobilio September 8, 2005

pigeon killer 

AKA Clinton Green, who claims to have "accidentally" stepped on a healthy pigeon, murdering the poor bird while walking down the street.

Luckily, the bird probably never saw its death coming, since the pigeon killer has such big feet.
Watch out! The pigeon killer is coming! RUUUUUNNNN!!! RUN AWAY FROM CLINT!!!

Cereal Killer 

One whom takes pride in or makes thier life revolve around CEREAL. Breakfast of champions! Nothing starts your day off right better than a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch.
I wake up and start my cereal killer routine( watch reruns of adult swim or transformers most the day eating cereal).
Cereal Killer by mjReal December 30, 2006