hello kitty

jazmin bean's best friend lmao

jazmin bean: hail hello kitty, she's so adored (it's actually hail kitty but anyways)

by manelaliaga April 17, 2021

sassy kitty

mixing sassafrass and ketamine and snorting it together

"Damn Marty just did a huge line of sassy kitty"

by KITTENS December 26, 2013

kitty witty

the wittiest kitty of all. and a sweet phrase to say when u are happy!!!

ben: Hi bro
Mickey: Kitty witty ^_^ Hehehehe
ben: OK ur sweet

by sweetnessoftheearth December 26, 2021

Kitty Rodeo

When cats, mainly related or at least of the same household, wrestle and roll around on the floor. In a somewhat violent manner. Resembles a rodeo event, but for cats.
Could also be two cute, young girls scrapping it out, maybe on the school yard or on the dance floor of some "trendy" nightclub where too many Ed Hardy wearing "doods" and douche-bags whip the young nubiles into a Jager-induced frenzy.

#1
Dog person: Look! Your cats are tearing each other up!

Cat person: Relax, it's just a bit of kitty rodeo. Probably just a full moon out.

#2
Ed Hardy wearing moron A: Bra'! Look at those pop-tarts go at it on the floor! Looks like a Kitten Rodeo!

Ed Hardy wearing moron B: Yeah! It's great! I can see that one girrrls snatch, she isn't wearing panties!

EHWM A: Tru dat!

by aspman November 28, 2009

Kitty crush

When you have a small crush on someone

Friend: Hey, remember when you were all over Jessica?
You: Nah man, it was just a kitty crush.

by prz February 13, 2015

Burned Kitty

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.

Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!

by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020

lick the kitty

To lick the kitty is to perform cunnilingus. The kitty is specifically the vagina.

It is usually used by girls who are afraid to say pussy or are trying to beat around the bush.

She said she wouldn't give me a BJ unless I lick the kitty first.

by PlugItIn June 24, 2015