pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023

jonathan ingram

Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.

Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Jonathan Walter Pinch

Skibidy bop bop skibibop dee bop

Happy Birthday Jonathan Walter Pinch

by Spiderman3 August 13, 2023

Jonathan Miller

That one bro who fire balled your mom!

Jonathan Miller burned that Bitch-ass

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023

Jonathan Charles Anthony lamkin

A man that is really good at sex

Jonathan Charles Anthony lamkin gave me the best sex of my life

by Jonathan Charles Anthony lamki August 29, 2023

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis

a teacher who like milk

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis be chugin dat milk

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjheheheh September 12, 2023

Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.

Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place 😍

by anonymous November 22, 2021