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jocke

Jocke is a very tal Guy hwo dont like fucking or girls, the only thing Jocke cares aboute is his games, Jocke Almost Always has a dog, becouse Jocke likes dogs, A Jocke usally plays hockey, and Jocke likes cars and bikes, jocke is the one guy hwo havent lost his verginity yet
Did you call Jocke, yeah but he dident want t come out he just want to be home and playing games
by Abri vad vill du December 12, 2016
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URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY
Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023
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Jock Fantasy

Generally followed by people who feel edgy. Jock fantasy is for people who didn't read fantasy as kids and make sure you know they do now. Typically someone who binge watches The Hobbit movies and shares Game if Thrones memes on Facebook
Person 1: Did you watch Gane of Thrones last night?

Person 2: Nah, I don't waste my time on jock fantasy
by Mike8404 April 11, 2019
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Jock

The man who brings the water.

Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.
Thanks for the water Jock 😊
by WhiskyGirl84 August 7, 2021
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Jocke

A father to a rasberry cream loving boy . He has 40 doughters and loves to fuck small boys. Has a cousin named Michel and has no hair on his head
by Jocke destroyer March 27, 2019
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jocke

When you are sjukt dräggig.
Oj, here we have en jocke.
by Aroronon September 6, 2017
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