wanna be jewish

attention seeker who trying to look smart, unique and cool, someone who self-proclaim believe in Judaism therefore they're a jewish but in reality they're just an atheist fag that make fun of religion online

wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)

by ddddd888 July 31, 2016

jewish candle

weed leaf, mostly 9 but sometimes 7 legged leaf just like the jewish candle (or a Hanukhah)

Wanna smoke that candle?
That Hanukka tree?
That jewish candle?
That Mary Jane

by rafaldinho October 11, 2013

Jewish ears

Ears so big that only a Jew could hold their head up with them attached to his/her head

"Nigga that boi got Jewish ears!"

by Jew in kkk April 24, 2017

Jewish robin hood

He robs from the poor and gives to the rich.

Donald trump or Chris Christie must be the Jewish robin hood. Because all they do is rob from the poor and gives to the rich.

by Thorgrim 1965 July 24, 2017

Jewish skin

Very soft and delicate skin on the fore arm

Your skin is very soft, you must have Jewish skin!

by Jewish skin September 22, 2017

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion

by Always nuvola October 19, 2017

Jewish Producer

A Hollywood Jew that produces crappy podcast in Hollywood

Joe is such Jewish Producer, Thsat he went from 90210 in 91 to Spreaker in 2019.

by Joe Seeker March 23, 2019