puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

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Line jumper

When someone lollygags it in a buffet line and you jump in front of the line to get yours

Jesse is a line jumper he always jumps julio at cicis because jesse is fat

by Geraldo Gutierrez May 24, 2008

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reverse social climbing commonly practiced by spoilt upper class brats who rebel against their parents borgois values only to run back to them when it all goes wrong.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.

" yah tarquin like yuh that girls like so totally a social bungee jumper "

well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.

oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

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Jammer

(radio)

a radio transmitter which is designed or modified to send a signal which deliberately inferes with another radio signal. (see also FRS jammer)

Jammers are most widly used by thegovernment and military in order to make it harder for the enemy to use their radio systems.

Also fun when directed at a rap radio station.

Dude! I jammed the rap radio station with the Spongebob theme song for 36 hours!

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 13, 2003

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Jacperv

A term of affection for a close friend or family member. Meant to enrage the bearer of the title beyond belief, yet at the same time show that you care about them.

You come crash at my place? Jacperv is here too.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

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