Jesse

Jesse is someone who always tells a random girl named Daniela that she smells like peanut butter and is annoying and cannot edit a video

Jesse girl peanut butter annoying edit video

by Danielasmellslikepenutbutter October 27, 2019

Jesse

Pulling a Jesse is the equivalent of beating the shit out of your dick

Before bed imma pull a Jesse

by RRII O.G. April 16, 2020

jess+bella

jes you are an amazing friend and just a one of a kind person.you are so perfect i. every way and all you do is make my life 1000x better. she is my shot of espresso. when she walks into a room she just lights it up. she is beautiful, caring, amazing, loving , and just perfect. no one will ever compare to you and you will forever be my best friend. ik we barely met this year but we’ve gotten so close and you’ve made such a big impact on my life. you really are my guardian angel, and ik your here to make my life a happy place and get me through all my rough times. i love every day and every moment i spend with you. i’ll always remember the times we spend together as memories. you know me like no one else does. even tho i have a bf and i think he’s my soulmate, in reality my only soulmate is you. i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life be ing friends with you watching our kids grow up. going on trips, making even more memories together, just everything. i love you so much jess. u and me always forever ml :)

jess+bella= 4ever

by ur_homies__favvvvvv February 2, 2022

Lucky Jesse

The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck. Also known as the French Sandwich

As the black balls were slapping off his quivering ass, Jesse thought to himself, "you're so Lucky Jesse"

by frnb September 23, 2012

uncle jesse

Uncle Jesse (v)
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself

I am so Uncle Jesse-ing my girl right now, she's loving it.


Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!

by The Emesspino Crime Boss May 4, 2003

dirty jess

A dirty Jessie is a act where a person pisses in someone's mouth whilst that someone has previously had multiple laxatives thus creating a hot running mess of shit that a lucky recipient starts to eat.

This is also commonly know as the "in one, out the other trick"

My friend and i are heading down to the toilets to do a dirty Jessie, would you like to join in?

by Dirtydogxoxo February 11, 2019

Jess

a rather large homoerectus who often denies the fact that they are a potato

'what are you being such a jess for?'

by Sofaaaaaaaaaa June 11, 2020