Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.

First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.

by edstar77 July 14, 2024

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Chase-Only Fetch

A form of play in which a dog enthusiastically chases after a thrown object but does not retrieve or return it to the thrower. This behavior taps into the dog’s natural prey drive, particularly the chasing aspect, without completing the full sequence of fetching. While many dogs instinctively enjoy the pursuit, the act of retrieval often requires additional training and reinforcement.

It’s not fetch, it’s cardio. My dog’s out there running Olympic sprints while I stand like a clown waiting for a stick that’s never coming back. Chase-only fetch strikes again.

by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025

if she only knew

Term stated to a woman who’s oblivious to what her significant other is doing behind her back

1. If she only knew that Arturo has another family, and he’s been cheating since his bachelors party.
2. Arturo tried to get up with me last night knowing he has a wife that don’t play game. If she only knew.

by 1982STB May 19, 2023

Only in a Ghibli movie

A thing that's said when a character has a very mild reaction to something that is weird/unusual.

The phrase "Only in a Ghibli movie" is from the Nostalgia Critic in his review of Ponyo.

*Water has eyes and then disappears*
character: That was weird.
Person watching the movie: Only in a Ghibli movie...

by BitchLikeIcareYipYip May 20, 2019

Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!!

It is a a Gacha Life meme from Pinterest that states, 'Sorry, I'm only gay in FRIDAYS!!' it features a guy named Ryan with fading teal and neon green hair in a playground. The guy is a femboy as well, and he has a ponytail. His outfit is a red orange and yellow top, while his bottoms are a green and blue skirt. He also has pink socks with pink and purple shoes. Anime gacha men #242

"Hey, have you seen, Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! ?"

"..no."

by ranpo edogawa defender December 21, 2023

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023