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Hammer Fuck

Fucking Two Girls at once using normal motion, But having a double sided dildo Inserted into your own ass making it possible.
Yeah Man! I totally hammer Fucked her and her friend last night.
by Xiathis February 22, 2011
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Hammering

Definition 1: Hitting or working on a project/building with a hammer.

Definition 2: Banging as in sex terms, or giving oral head.
Example Definition 1: "I'm hammering this nail down so it will stay put."

Example Definition 2: "Your girlfriend was hammering between my legs...in bed!"
by Toon.Light.Asuka. February 15, 2009
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Hammer Cock

to ingest Yohimbe or viagra or any erectile stimulant before sex in order to make the penis harder then it naturally is. Intercourse performed during hammer cock sessions should be very rough and performed almost in it's entirety in standing up doggie style. The complete act is referred to as hammer cock, or hammer time for short.
"Have you ever had hammer cock"? "yo, last night, I gave that chick hammer cock"!
by BD the creator! June 20, 2008
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Hammer Time!

A catch-phrase used to trick an opponent or a wide variety of people when in a tight and/or awkward situation by creating a false yet, VERY effection imaginary diversion.
Joe: You bout to get yo shi* snagged.

John: STOP!...
Hammer time! ::runs::
by ssaJunGLe March 5, 2008
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bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.
Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.
by Juice March 9, 2005
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hammer

Simply put, an attractive girl can be referred to as a hammer. If the aforementioned female is unbelieveably attractive, she can be called a jackhammer or sledgehammer, accordingly. A place where several hammers coexist can be refered to as Hammer City, or Hammerville, USA.
Your sister is a hammer, but your mom is a sledgehammer (usually said with a pelvic thrusting motion).

You gotta go with us to that bar next week, it's Hammer City over there.

I've never seen her before but she must hail from Hammerville, USA.
by Prewbaca October 29, 2007
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Hammer

1. Noun; A present tense word uncommonly used to describe the act of binge drinking. More commonly used as "Hammered"

2. Noun; A word shouted to call upon Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.

Used during times of distress and discomfort.

Subsequently, if shouted by a person who is righteous, a hammer will fly towards your open hand allowing you to lay the smack down and smite everything around you.
1. Frat fag: "Hey man, you going to get the keg? We're getting hammered tonight."

2. Thor: "This is so good," (coffee) *smashes cup on the ground* "ANOTHER!"

Waiter: Umm, sorry sir...

Thor: *Raises an open arm* "Hammer!!!"
by SacTu June 18, 2011
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