Brompton Helmet

Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.

George wanted me to stop tending the rabbits, so he gave me a Brompton Helmet.

by Obsidian McBlade September 18, 2020

Helmet Fest

A word use describe a large amount of dudes at a party or gathering

Damn that party is a helmet fest

by Sc69734 November 3, 2020

helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.

Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

Helmet shiner

Someone who licks 🍆 tips

You helmet shiner

by Wolfsoul76YT October 9, 2020

Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.

Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!

by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003

Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.

Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!

by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012

Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.

That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.

by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012