Halo

A game for the XBox mad by Bungie and is possibly the best First Person Shooter ever! Can play up 16 players and is capible of bringing those 16 people together and then tearing them apart.

Person A: Man, Halo is awesome with 16 people.
Person B: Stop talking and get the fucking flag.
Person A: Fuck you I'm waiting until the 8 people on the other team get the fuck out of the base.
Person B: *Chucks Plasma Grenade* Fuck You!
Person A: Dude, you just betrayed me, get the fuck out of my house.
Person B: Fine! *throws down contoller and leaves*

by Mike S. June 15, 2004

Halo: Reach

The next in the Halo line of games. Often the cause of divorces and disownings. Coming after Halo 3: ODST, it will be released in 2010, and is being dubbed Halo 4 after Halo 3: ODST was only just released as a new game and not an addon to Halo 3.

Jim: "FUCK ME! I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALO: REACH. I AINT GOING TO MARRY U COS ITS ON THE SAME DAY AS HALO: REACH IS RELEASED!"

by YumC00kies July 19, 2009

halo rage

when lossing a game of halo-- Getting EXTREMELY fusterated and think of the most outragious thing,.. my ISP is acting up, my controller is broken,.. there cheating,... but nt beilvign the obvious,.. you are getting owned

Damn halorage makes my face madd red

by jfizzle May 13, 2005

halo sex

bribing your girlfriend (or gay guy friend) to dress up like master chief before you give them anal sex. it works in other places as well but the asshole is best because it is universally available on all candidates. less common but equally effective costumes include: grunts, elites, warthogs (vehicle or animal), cortana (try this one with your guy friend :P), and flood (those things suck like you can't believe!!). playing halo at the same time adds to the experience (try that on legendary!!).

so lets say you are bisexual. you have your girlfriend and guy friend over for the night and you can't decide whether to play halo or do something strange involving sex. DO BOTH OF THEM YOU FUCKTARD!! have her dress as master chief, have him as cortana (or a warthog :P) and "cock and fire" in both halo and real life. you'll have so much fun, you will talk about your halo sex experience on the forums (and live) for months!!

by Bliz Nix May 9, 2008

Halo 2

A game where whiney little 6 year olds think it's fun to make there parents go buy them a X-Box and Halo 2 and get X-Box live and ruin the online gaming community for everyone else.

.Soon After A 1V1 Match In Halo 2 Game The Young Dude Speaks Up. lEgAy: OMG WTF YOU CHEATED OMG HOW DID YOU GET THAT HEADSHOT OMG CHEAT IMA REPORT YOU FAG!!!! YOUR GONNA GET BANNED1!!!! YOU CHEAT!!!!! .More Mature Guy. Onyx9k: Come talk to me after you've hit puberty you whiny little bitch. lEgAy:.crying sounds. .leaves lobby.

by Shiz66 September 23, 2008

halloween mask

when you stretch out a girls vagina and put your head inside as to wear her as if she was a mask

my girlfriends pussy still hurts

from what my dear friend?
my penis and the halloween mask

by marshwallow June 12, 2012

halloween

Adapted from All Hallow's Eve, a slightly clever, not-so-subtle ploy by American corporations to make the youth of our country into mindless consumer whores.

person 1: Dude, I got the awesomest Halloween costume!
person 2: Kill yourself. Douche.
person 1: How'd you guess?

by Nathan Frey October 30, 2004