Halftard

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human

The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?

by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012

Halo

1. A large, circular ring, that is often gold in color, that is often show upon depictions of angels, or someone who is godly in soul.

2. A military science fiction first-person shooter video game series, starting in 2001.

1. 'She's so angelic, you can often see a halo above her head!'

2. 'Hey, wanna play some Halo?'

by BiizaTheAngeldog November 7, 2014

Halo

When having sex with a girl on her period (with out a condom) and she has left you a red ring around your penis.

"Dude I'm totally going to heaven.

"Haha, uhh why is that?"

"Because I already have my red wings and my halo."

"Oh god, dude that's sick."

by Nugeamzaidwhat February 7, 2015

Halo-Maker

A friend who will clear your secret tracks in case you die unexpectedly, making you seem like an "angel" to your mourning friends and family.

"I asked Dave to be my Halo-Maker in case I die suddenly someday. He'll make sure my mom never finds my collection of My little pony vinyl action figures.

by Nathaniel's Pseudonym February 7, 2015

Halolhe😂

A mixture of ha, lol,hee, and a laughing emoji

Carrots:U wot m8
Dave:I'll fok u up m8
Chino:halolhe😂
Juan:halolhe😂

by Jman18799 October 26, 2015

Halo

To hate and love someone at the same time.

I halo you so much.

by Ekw88 July 20, 2016

Halo

1:A beyonce song lyric
2: a way to greet someone

1: I can feel your halo (halo) halo
2: hey girl, HALO

by Heyawesomeboilolomg^_^ July 13, 2017