“Life at grandma house” is a story telling your hood background such as events and how u grew up at your grandma house , whether you’ve lived with her or not!!
by Ybrskuda February 24, 2020

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011

by tartaglias wife July 9, 2021

by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.
by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019
