grandma nipples

old wrinkly nipples

what the fuck why do you suck on grandma nipples

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Plastic Grandma

Elderly woman trying to look young and hip enough to be seen with her grandkids by way of plastic surgery

Stella looks so artificial anymore! That old biddy is just your typical plastic grandma...

by desertfox07 December 15, 2014

Grandma's bubbles

The bubbles in the sink when you wash your hands

*washes hands and plays with the bubbles in the sink* Grandma's bubbles

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024

Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.

Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.

by Naplii December 1, 2023

Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

Smelly Grandma

A Smelly Grandma is a grandma that is extremly smelly.

"Hey Hoes your grandma"
"shes smelly"
"How is she a smelly Grandma"
"She is a smelly grandma because shes smelly"
Harley pulls up and beats the life out of us

harley is a silly billy

by Defenetlynotluma August 5, 2023

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019