Goober Syndrome

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel

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Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.

by Eris___ February 9, 2023

Goober

Someone who is overly silly and does things that are “goober” like.

Elijah wore a saint patty’s day hat and it ain’t even saint patty’s day bro.

Harry just sent me a pic of his butt bro, what a goober 🤭

by hailstorm2343 February 19, 2023

Goober

A funny little guy.

Guy: look at that guy, he’s a little goober.

by Dom3948 February 20, 2023

Goobers Luck

The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck

>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch

>extracts successfully

"Where tf did you get the key to do the rapists water " - Donecoin " idk goobers luck ig" -Krebs

by TherealKrebs May 2, 2023

goobiel

i made up a slur for the rcta retards. goobiel

dumbass girl: erm... im rcta! i wanna be a kawaii asian!! >-<
person: suck my dick goobiel, i will fucking tortue your entire family u fucking scumbag.

by barbiegirlfan79 July 21, 2023

goobly-weezer-beezer

Found in BFB’s Goiky Language, it usually means that somebody is shocked or surprised.

Gaty: You know that those levers don’t do anything right?
Nickel: Goobly-weezer-beezer! I never knew that!

by ItsPumpkinYT July 22, 2023

gooberen

The verb form of a goober where many individuals take part in many forms of Tom fooleries, goofy gooberness, and shenanigans may occur.

The goobers were gooberen around throughout the early evening.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023