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Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011
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Hot Gerbil

When you're smoking a bowl and a hot ember flies down your throat and burns you.
Man, I hit that bowl and got a fucking hot gerbil!
by 87 Heavy September 7, 2018
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Mangy Gerbil

Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.
Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...
by SimmyMatty December 3, 2018
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Anders Garberg

The most exceptionally intelligent human being ever live.
Your such an Anders Garberg.
Oh;) Thank you for the compliment!
by Yahman21 December 16, 2019
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Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
by Ollie431 October 13, 2020
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Yurblin geeber gobs

Hey Drew yurblin geeber gobs.
Yo Nick yurblin geeber gobs.
My nigga Brad yurblin geeber gobs.
by $Daddy B.D0T11 November 3, 2021
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The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!
by Thug wanna June 23, 2023
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