Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

Master Gates

Bill Gates new title after his divorce.

Did you hear that Bill Gates propagated viruses and then sold antivirus technology?

We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.

by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023

Bill Gates Syndrome

When you sucked at school or dropped out while your friends didn't, either because you were lazy, poor, or slow (or a mix of two or the three).... and later on it turns out you owned them (whatever the meaning) and they're pretty much in shit.

Steven: Me and my brother both dropped out in 10th grade.. but 15 years later we now co-own a bitchass enterprise and make millions a year. Dylxseia can go kiss my ass.

Laura: Sounds like a case of Bill Gates Syndrome.. :P

by Mr Laiuo March 14, 2018

Side gating

Act of dating a girl and constantly accusing her of talking to other men but does not think he has to follow by the same rules. Has been caught in lies but makes the female feel crazy for even feeling any type of way.

I know he’s lying

He’s Totally side gating me

by Imphal October 26, 2019

Gates Points

Nickname for Microsoft Points, the virtual currency used for micropayments on Microsoft's Xbox Live and Zune Marketplace. Popular nickname in Japan.

I want that map pack but it costs 800 Gates Points extra so I'm wavering.

by slackerboy February 18, 2011

J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.

Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.

by Webster138 October 26, 2008

Entering the pearly gates

After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

Dave: Yo Joe, my girl wanted me to enter the pearly gates after she got creampied by Quandale!

Joe: No way bro she must be for the streets

Entering the pearly gates: After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

by George Looney IV July 18, 2023