Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
by alice J F August 14, 2010
Get the High As Fuck mug.noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.
Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.
Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.
Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.
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Get the fuck a duck and give it a buck mug.Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
by emceedeejay January 10, 2015
Get the Fuck Logic mug.A phrase that summarizes women’s frustration with toxic, abusive, psychopathic men.
Specifically Nate Jacobs from euphoria but it can also be used as a way of saying “fuck psychopathic men”
Specifically Nate Jacobs from euphoria but it can also be used as a way of saying “fuck psychopathic men”
“Jules is falling in love.”
“With Nate. fuck Nate.”
“You know what?”
“fuck Nate Jacobs”
“Fuck Nate Jacobs”
“With Nate. fuck Nate.”
“You know what?”
“fuck Nate Jacobs”
“Fuck Nate Jacobs”
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Get the Chimichanga fuck mug.The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock March 16, 2009
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