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fucking bang

1) Used to announce your profound agreement with a statement.

2) To acknowledge that something someone recommended is really good.
1)
a: "I think that Daft Punk are a good band"
b: "fucking bang"

2)
a: "You should listen to Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster"
b: "ok"
2 weeks later
a: "did you listen to Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster?"
b: "Yeah, fucking bang!"
by Grogberg March 19, 2008
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Fucking Monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
Me - "That Fucking Monkey is so ugly..."

You - "It's because it metamorphosed."

Me - *vomit*
by GorlamiMargarettiDominic February 9, 2010
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fucking the same butt

We both understand, we're fucking the same butt here.
by 000fwd November 15, 2010
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Fucking hungry

Wow I am really fucking hungry right now. I could eat a fucking cow.
by HungryGuy609 February 24, 2012
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fan-fucking-tabulous

An expression used in exasperation; hence "fucking" interjected betwen "fan" and "tabulous". Fan-fucking-tabulous implicates mild irritation with whatever the explative was directed at.
"Oh, fan-fucking-tabulous. The car won't start." Or even, "Well this is just fan-fucking-tabulous. -Now- she tells me she's pregnant."
by Fynn May 23, 2006
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don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.
Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"
by von groovy June 9, 2019
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I'm the one who's fucking the chicken

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.
My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".
by JMuny July 11, 2014
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