Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024

frieb

when you cant fucking type friend

GOD I CANT FUCKING TYPE FRIEND I KEEP SAYING FRIEB

by REEEEEEEyes December 23, 2024

Filet-O-Fish

A product sold from McDonald's that nobody eats

Johnny: hey hunter. Whatchu got there?
Hunter: I'm eating a Filet-O-Fish!

Johnny: ew wtf. Who the hell eats that

by PalistanBall December 30, 2024

Failex

Failex
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.

Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.

Lee: Bruv, did you hear about them three muppets in Wales? Mugged a bloke for a fake Rolex… blinded him in one eye.
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!

by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026

filet-bia

Long vagina lips, a.k.a. roast beef curtains

I found shade at the beach, in the shadow of Kate’s filet-bia

by CFlea February 11, 2025

failever

Someone who constantly and consistently fails at a task or goal; meaning to fail forever.

You cannot put me on a punishment without paying me, you will failever.

by Quilled1 February 15, 2025

Failed Facial

When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.

I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.

by night_lis April 3, 2025