Foster

The person who gives the best head in the universe

Oh hey it’s “Foster” he’s gonna go give me head

by daddysfavoritesock August 26, 2022

Fooker

A foot hooker

Heard she was a fooker.

Whole fact.

by Foothook pimp October 10, 2022

Fostered

To randomly send tit pics to an unsuspecting friend

Wow, i just got fostered

by oldmanwee January 15, 2023

footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.

Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

Foote

To get so high/drunk that you uncontrollably vomit on yourself.

‘I hit the bong and then I had to Foote so bad later’

by Ganekelioque February 3, 2023

Fosterism

The act of when someone or something looks/acts retarted

Noun: Stop being a foster.
Verb: Those people lover fosterism

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

Fosterism

The act of when someone, or something, acts/feels/is retarted

Noun: You induce fosterism in me.
Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.

by Eilliew February 15, 2023