crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

crispy flower mascots by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

dried flower 

A person who shows signs of endurance, strength, and resilience in the face of adversity.

She's like a dried flower I admire her.

dried flower by Shakedawg07 June 11, 2023

beach flower 

when you lose your virginity on a beach

“Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his beach flower!”

beach flower by newo July 28, 2023

The flower of love 

Slang term for a woman's vagina, or a vagina that is deformed and looks like a flower.

(She gave me the flower of love on valentine's day).
(Her flower of love needed to be watered and nurtured).

The flower of love by CumCorpse October 6, 2023

Frosted flower

when a man ejaculates on a prolapsed anus

I gave that girl from Niagara Falls a frosted flower

Frosted flower by Jhutch119 December 17, 2023

Frosted flower

when a man ejaculates on a prolapsed anus

I gave that girl from Niagara Falls a frosted flower

Frosted flower by Jhutch119 December 17, 2023

corpse flower 

The act of a penis going hard during rigor mortis stage of death of a man.

Chandler - "I found Dustins body in the bed with a corpse flower, it was smaller than i expected."

corpse flower by Chinook299 January 18, 2024