flooppy

adjective. 1. Saggy and wet. 2. Disgusting and teeming with disease.

That cunt was fucking FLOOPPY, dude!

by Ryan Nunny-Bunny May 4, 2003

Flompy Dompster

1) a very purple happy dino-octopus that walks down the street in a generally pleasing manner.
2) a different name for a smoking pipe called the pot-ness-monster that a few of the guests misinterpreted as the "flompy dompster"

1) "Dude, look at that flompy dompster" "Oh man, now I am in a good mood!!!"
2) "What is it called again?" *cough cough cough cough cough* "The Pot-ness-Monster" "Oh" *cough cough cough* "Flompy Dompster?"
3) "DOMPSTERS ALL KINDS!!!"

by flompusdompus56 December 29, 2009

Turtle Flop

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)

That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...

by Tarkine May 26, 2010

jick jack billy flop flack

The ability to climb tall buildings with no assistance

Clayton can jick jack billy flop flack easily.

by TIlove February 11, 2009

flop dog

Ottawa Valley slang. When one sticks a frozen hot dog into one's vaginal recesses. It is kind of like a dildo, or a diller. However, it is smaller, and more dangerous due to the fact that a piece could easily fall off and subsequently become cunt junk. Therefore, it should only be used by professionals.

I bet that girl uses a flop dog.
yep, she's been flap dagged alright!

by GWN May 4, 2007

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

man flop

male flip flops. These should never be worn. On the off chance that they do pass into the public realm of viewing it's usually when a man believes his feet are way more appealing than they actually are.

Karyn: AHHHH WHAT'S THAT!?!?!?!?!
Megan: That would be Chuck's feet...*shivers*
Chris: When will that guy learn not to wear man flops?!??

by hugs_not_drugs <3 June 27, 2006