Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"

by Eighty Three June 17, 2011

Macramatic Fever

Macramatic Fever is caused by the chromasomal-displacement of exotic nucleic acids within human DNA, and it causes the integrally challenged patient to suffer from macramatic fever, where the non-stop weaving of intermediary level macrame objects d'art. More of than not, the patient will have gained a C+ or even B for art classes in junior high, a somewhat critical juncture of a fledgling artist. In the more pronounced cases of Macramatic Fever, the patient will weave their toes into complicated cords that eventually immobilize the body. If left alone for extended periods, sufferers of Macramatic Fever are often found expired in a highly restrained environment.

Even though Cindy got a "B" in art class when she was 14, it was not high enough to escape the clutches of Macramatic Fever upon her return from Borneo. She had woven a cocoon around herself, hoping she could emerge a butterfly. But this was not to be. The papers said she was found dead in her London flat, her feet and hands bound together in an extremely complicated knot created by own exquisite macrame skills.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

Nuclear fever

When you like a girl from North Korea

Man 1: Did you hear about max, he is going out with chick from North Korea

Man 2: He must have nuclear fever

by Wild-one October 15, 2017

Fabian Fever

When you JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING FORTNITE SHIT! Dammit Fabian.

Shit man! I'm in such a Fabian Fever right now. I just can stop buying Fortnite shit.

by FantaSteak March 20, 2020

gay fever

That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.

Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.

by GWMcL October 30, 2007

Colonial Fever

The reverse of "jungle fever." A person of color lusting after a white person.

Jose has Colonial Fever; he's trying to jump Becky's bones.

by BrichesNhose May 8, 2011

Pageant Fever

Pageant Fever is the feeling one gets when she has an extreme desire to compete in a pageant. She is most likely a former title holder (winner) and has been out of the game for awhile. Watch out for women with pageant fever, they will most likely at least place in their next pageant.

Mary has pageant fever, you might not want to waste your time competing against her.

by Gazelle40 July 3, 2011