fearsome blowjob

An intense case of oral sex that is so portent that it causes either of the partners (usually the female) to become pregnant. It's most common in parts of Connecticut.

Got a fearsome blowjob and now i have to pay child support.

by udcolby August 12, 2012

Feather duster

A girl that gets a ton of guys like their specks of dust

Jade: look at her she's picking up every single guy she sees
Hannah: Yeah! She's such a feather duster!
Jade: Feather duster?
Hannah: a feather duster is a girl that picks up guys like their specks of dust.
Jade:Oh

by Daquisha_wheels August 5, 2016

feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.

A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

Feacher

The female teacher who is a feminist and hates all males for the fact that they have a penis, She will also go to great lengths to make sure these students get terrible grades.

Student One: "Ms. Smith is such a feacher."
Student Two: "I know she gave me a D for having a Penis."

by CoochieKiller69 February 27, 2019

Spittin' Feathers

Thirsty or dry-mouthed and in need of a drink, possibly because a parrot has been massacred and the resulting feathers have landed in the mouth so a drink is required to restore moistness.

"Brew up cocker, I'm spittin' feathers here"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

by 5*Star January 20, 2006

Poop Fears

(n.) The irrational fear of having to drop a deuce at an inconvenient time (i.e. long car rides, grocery shopping, interviews, etc.).

Yo, check it. I had four sliders from White Castle and now I have poop fears real bad.

by John Blane February 9, 2008