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Factory Rat

Proud self-epithet for a blue collar worker with a job that is dirty, physically hard and deadend, but who has a union and makes great money with all the benefits. The rats among factory rats are the ones who take as much over time as they can and might as well live at the factory like the actual rats do.
The factory rats got their profit sharing checks this week and all the speed boat sales peole and strippers are cleaning up.
by Blue Collar Veteran February 5, 2022
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falstomy

Falstomy the act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany.
He showed lots of falstomy inside him.
by anonymous August 30, 2022
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Falstomy

The act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany
He contains lots of falstomy within him.
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stooge factor

The phenomena that renders a television or movie program unwatchable for more than a few moments before the desire to change the channel or leave the theatre becomes irresistable due to the high levels of stupidity contained therein.

Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.

Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.

The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.

(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)

Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
A Three's Company episode being funny back in the 1980s being out of place in the new millennium. Or watching Jerry Lewis try to do his old stand-up routine at a modern comedy festival.

Basically, makes you want to get the hook.

"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
by Web Scribe January 9, 2009
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Absent Factor

The single factor not taken into account in any situation, which usually leads to catastrophe.
The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.
by jon132 March 1, 2009
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Album Factory

A band that puts out a large number of albums in a very short period of time.
"Dude, the Killers released another album. They just assemble music now, they're an album factory."
by Kaznar March 10, 2009
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Lollage factor

This is a scale used to analyze the precise lol (laugh out loud) factor of a joke or amusing moment. There are three levels of lollage, they are in their respective order from lowest to highest: major lollage, ultimate lollage and maximum lollage. The level of lollage is determined either through a group consensus or individual taste.
Dude, that was totally ultimate lollage.

Major lollage moment, when Jon Goslin was in Las Vegas.

The thing on Donald Trumps head has the maximum lollage factor.
by therealfarq November 15, 2009
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