Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010

Flaming K

1.Something (or someone) gorgeous, amazing and awe-inspiring.
2. Something (or someone) that makes life worth living.

1. That quadruple somersault was a Flaming K!

2.Without Flaming K, my life would be a pathetic puff in the exhaust of an old GMC.

by Flaming J July 31, 2005

flaming seagull

A really homosexual sailor with a speech impediment

Gosh...Is it just me or has Barney become a flaming seagull?

by really.cold.alaskan April 29, 2006

flaming nob

the act of having a chick blow you, and then, a little before you're about to finish, you grab her head for dear life and light her hair on fire, encouraging her to work quickly. Then you put out the fire.

"Feel like going out tonight?"
"Dude, I can't. I was giving your mom a flaming nob, but I lit her hair too low and now I got a second-degree burn on my balls."

by SizzT September 26, 2008

Flamin Amazon

givin her the grissel and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo set her buff wheat farm on fire and extinguish the fire with my gorrilla juice

I sure gave her a flamin amazon

by pup2097 September 30, 2008

flaming gummy bears

gummy bears soaked in vodka

Those flaming gummy bears got me sooo drunk last night

by gummybizzle October 31, 2010

flamidabidaby

The area between a woman's ass and vagina.

Man, she has a clean flamidabidaby!

by Jeff September 23, 2003