Stalker-fake

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.

Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."

by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009

Fake-applauding

When you are clapping your hand but making no sound. So it looks like you are clapping your hands, but in reality you don't care.

He was fake-applauding at the opera yesterday.

by Ni2k February 19, 2011

fake nudes

When a girl sends you a picture in a thong or a bra, but doesn't send you naked pictures.

Bro 1: I totally got nudes off that girl
Bro 2: Bro, she's in a bra. She's not even naked. These are fake nudes.

by kaynouse February 21, 2017

Fake Taxi Man

A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.

I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab

by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019

Faheemah

Faheemah is the type of girl to be very emotional. She is kind, loyal, respectful and can always make you laugh once you get to know her. She is shy and quite but once she has the girl people around she can be the most confident people around.
Don’t get on her bad side she isn’t the one to mess with...

“Is that Faheemah”

“Yh she is quite isn’t she?”
“Nah you should get to know her she is amazing”

by HSUnknown October 18, 2018

fake election

The 2016 American Election in which Putin cleverly maneuvered his golden shower-loving pal straight into the White House.

“Fake news makes for a fake election and a fake President; Russia is the world’s biggest expert on this stuff!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

Fakebook

Any social media site that irresponsibly allows fake news to be easily and quickly disseminated to hundreds of millions. By doing so, democratic elections are dangerously influenced in favor of candidates and their followers who are willing to lie repeatedly, create or spread outrageous rumors and race-bait. These sites and their purveyors of fake news consequently create an existential crisis for responsible journalism, the people of the United States and, now that I think about it, the entire world.

The owners pathetically claim to simply own an innocent “platform,” an excuse not unlike the owner and manager of a whorehouse claiming to only manage the building itself, oblivious and innocent of the actions occurring in the building, and how it has destroyed the nearby neighborhood, as well as the lives of so many.

“Allow me to answer this one. Mike voted for that cruel, racist psychopathic moron because he learned on Fakebook that the opponent was friends with a brown-skinned woman who routinely lunched with a Muslim.”

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020