Grunt Fish

To take an extremely large and odorous shit while grunting profusely. Diarrhea does not count. A continuous terd is preferred. The more it is shaped like a fish the better.

What was that awful noise in the bathroom?

Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.

by Head$hot January 12, 2009

lung fish

girl who can give head without breathing

no example just tell the bitch to do a lung fish

by the cliford December 7, 2006

Feta Fishing

To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.

Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?

Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?

by Hesaid123 September 8, 2011

fish nipple

A rural manner of suggesting the rarity of something by using a nonexistent figment of the imagination to do so.

45’s ability to make good decisions is about as commonplace as a fish nipple.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Fishing Trip

When a person takes a trip to a target rich environment for the purposes of finding a date.

Hey man, why don't you take a fishing trip down to that Latin Mass parish and find yourself a nice trad girl?

by KillerBill May 18, 2021

laser fish

a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.

TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."

PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."

by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008

fish bag

The small hanging trash reserved for soiled feminine napkins and tampons. Located in public restrooms and named for its stench.

"Jeff cleans the fish bags in the mall, what a horrible job."

by toobunnilicious September 26, 2006