To take an extremely large and odorous shit while grunting profusely. Diarrhea does not count. A continuous terd is preferred. The more it is shaped like a fish the better.
What was that awful noise in the bathroom?
Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.
Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.
by Head$hot January 12, 2009
A rural manner of suggesting the rarity of something by using a nonexistent figment of the imagination to do so.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
by the cliford December 06, 2006
Hey man, why don't you take a fishing trip down to that Latin Mass parish and find yourself a nice trad girl?
by KillerBill May 18, 2021
To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.
Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?
Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
by Hesaid123 September 07, 2011
a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.
TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
by Pierce Hite February 01, 2008
A fish loaf is a girl who just lays there during sex. No movement. no sound. Just a fish loaf. You might as well be having sex with a giant loaf of fish because that would be about as exciting as banging a girl who is a "fish loaf". If any girl openly admits to not liking sex very much. There is a good chance she is a fish loaf.
Tom:"I finally got Jenna into bed with me last night and she was so boring"
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
by FatBitchKilla April 04, 2008