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Grunt Fish

To take an extremely large and odorous shit while grunting profusely. Diarrhea does not count. A continuous terd is preferred. The more it is shaped like a fish the better.
What was that awful noise in the bathroom?

Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.
by Head$hot January 12, 2009
mugGet the Grunt Fishmug.

fish nipple

A rural manner of suggesting the rarity of something by using a nonexistent figment of the imagination to do so.
45’s ability to make good decisions is about as commonplace as a fish nipple.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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Feta Fishing

To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.
Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?

Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
by Hesaid123 September 8, 2011
mugGet the Feta Fishingmug.

lung fish

no example just tell the bitch to do a lung fish
by the cliford December 7, 2006
mugGet the lung fishmug.

Fishing Trip

When a person takes a trip to a target rich environment for the purposes of finding a date.
Hey man, why don't you take a fishing trip down to that Latin Mass parish and find yourself a nice trad girl?
by KillerBill May 18, 2021
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laser fish

a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.
TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."

PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008
mugGet the laser fishmug.

Fish Butter

A fish scented slimy substance secreted from a woman's crotch, made of dirt, sweat, and vaginal lubricant.
"Damn, that girl sexy as fuck but she got fish butter"
by darkjanggo June 10, 2016
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