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Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011
mugGet the Fire Pwnedmug.

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better
(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails
by calijag November 8, 2010
mugGet the ur firedmug.

stick of fire

A short time. The short time it would take to burn a stick, as opposed to a log.

Expression is common in Trinidad and among Trinis living in US and Canada.
You staying for dinner?

Nah, I just dropped by for a stick of fire.
by Jasper Ferg October 10, 2011
mugGet the stick of firemug.

life is on fire

When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.
My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.

Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!
by #27 April 3, 2009
mugGet the life is on firemug.

yer fired

a way to aknowledge that someone has just said or done something really stupid or below there normal intallectual level, or a non-confrontational way to negatively respond to a statement when a personal opinion is put down by a friend
Man A: I just put the peanut butter in the fridge.
Man B: Yer fired it goes in the pantry

*Husband turns into wrong parking lot when pulling into restraunt*
Wife: your fired honey it was one more down.

Fanboy: Xbox is better cause it has more games.
Other Guy: Uh yer fired, the amount of games doesn't determine the strength of a system... The quality of games however...
by Evil Sniggihnz December 20, 2010
mugGet the yer firedmug.

crazy fire

dude's been smokin the crazy fire again
by "Bloodbath" McGrath April 4, 2008
mugGet the crazy firemug.

Fire in the Sky

A sexual maneuver based on the terrifying alien abduction scene in the 1993 film of the same name. The act consists of throwing a handful of jizz into your partner’s mouth and then stretching your scrotum over their face. Search for the scene on YouTube for reference.
Claire told me she had an alien abduction sex fantasy so I gave her a fire in the sky and she was totally into it.
by JizzleMcGrizzle March 22, 2021
mugGet the Fire in the Skymug.

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