Ethan Hutchinson

Skinny white turd of a curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!

Person 1: *Sucks at basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*

by FitzThe3rd February 25, 2019

𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️

a twitter group chat dedicated to the Dolan Twins, with a slight (read: big) inclination to Ethan Dolan. they take no bullshit from anyone (including each other 👀). watch out for their upcoming merchandise line! check @ethanscrackhead on twitter for more information, or if you just wanna have a good and swaggy time. 😎

There’s never a dull moment in 𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️

except when everyone’s at school or sleeping or studying or busy or

by graceyeeyee February 28, 2019

Ethan

EXTREEEMLY BIG PEEN SO BIG IT WILL MAKE YOU SICK. MADDDD BIIIG CHEIF.

ETHAN"S FOTO IS HUGE

by YEETUS DELETUS NIGGA April 12, 2019

Ethan Choi

A person that gets haircuts 24/7 and tries to hard to look like a soccer player. He always gets cut by the school team and claims he is a professional soccer. In reality, he is a loser that plays left bench and only gets texts from his mom. He is desperate for pretty looking girl but cannot because of his unnatural personalty.

Damn, that's a Ethan Choi right there. Am I right?

by Dikblaster November 1, 2019

Ethan Griffiths

Ethan Griffiths means they have a long shlong

He’s got an Ethan Griffiths

by Large Cheese 420 January 9, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is very gay. Like very gay. If his last name starts with a p he is the gayest person in the world.

Woah He looks gay. That must be an Ethan

by Very gay February 3, 2020

Ethan

The kind of kid to start screeching and pointing his tongue out at the lunch table and pretending he's an iguana. Ethan's are usually Ginger and have zero friends. You can usually tell its an Ethan by the fact they are most likely sitting alone. Avoid Ethan.

Man- " Who is that kid smacking himself in the head with a book?"

Other Man- "Probably Ethan."

by Rude Stooge August 8, 2020