doorman discretion

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.

I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

by Mongo23 June 1, 2006

Door-To-Doorism

A religious act in which any other religion goes door to door to "Spread The good word". They Either 1: Knock on your door and reading passages to you in their bible while he/she insults you for all the "sins" you've committed or 2: Knock on your door and wedge a card of their church in your door jamb and leave.

Guy 1: There's a asshole outside spreading the good word

Guy 2: That is Door-To-Doorism

by Foxhound946 July 7, 2010

doorknob tip

an odd deformation that occors when the tip of the penis is shaped like a large sphere.

dude it sucks having a doorknob tip dude i cant put it in my girlfriend

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Door Pants

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.

While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!

by Jlcb December 21, 2018

Double Door Night

-When a bar opens both front doors so the fat chicks can get/fit in.
-Any night where a bar or club is full of fat chicks.

Man look at all them fat chicks, it must be a double door night.

by Jaydog January 9, 2004

squeaky door

When a girl is jerking off a guy with lube and its the noise that is made from the friction of the lube, cum and furious hand motion of the girl in a flurry of sound.

Jimmy, what a squeaky door that one was!

by kUNG JOC June 10, 2007

urban doorbell

When someone from the inner city is too lazy to get out of the car and knock on the front door of a house they honk their horn.

Tyrone rang the urban doorbell on his Escalade when he came to pick me up the other night.

by cbag December 3, 2007