Douche Cadet 

A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.

This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.

"That scenester who's always playing shitty Saves the Day covers is a douche cadet."

Douche Cadet by Ongie July 6, 2006

Douche Cape

A bro wearing a Ed Hardy T-shirt, or something similar that looks like tattoos, to cover up their other tattoos. Coined by The Soup host, and stand-up comedian, Joel McHale.

Look at that douche cape at the bar.

Douche Cape by fallingingusto April 20, 2009

Douche-Tag 

Any accessory a douche wears or a tattoo on a douche that signifies the status of douche-hood. Flashy douche bling, flashy trash in or on their cars, doucheboy tatts all qualify as douche-tags.

Could that douche be any more douche-y? He was floating every douche-tag known to douchery!

Douche-Tag by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Douche Tag

The correct modern name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that douche tag."

Douche Tag by Phineas T April 9, 2009

douche-nozzle 

One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.

That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.

douche-nozzle by TomS. October 30, 2006

douche ex machina 

Someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.

The party was really great, until that douche ex machina John showed up and started acting like an asshole like he always does.

douche ex machina by Sarah Bellum June 12, 2008

douche mongrel 

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

douche mongrel by Ryan January 8, 2004