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space docking 

The theory behind space docking stems from the act of excreting whilst weightless in space. Once free of the Earths gravitational field it is required that in order to poo without creating a terrible mess and upsetting your fellow astronauts a simple method of cellophane is used in order to capture the poo. This poo is then jettisoned into space...naturally at such low temperatures of deep space the poo in fact freezes. Space docking refers to excreting in cellophane, freezing the turd over night and then using it to provide anal pleasure to whomever requests to be space docked.
No known examples of space docking. Not many people admit to performing the act.
space docking by Docker July 30, 2006
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Docking Headquarters 

The headquarters for which docking (see: docking) occurs. It is impossible to pull off docking without one docking headquarters. Usually a man with an uncircumcised penis, aka anteater, such as Desh and Shivam.
Person 1: Where is Joe and Bob?

Person 2: I don't know probable somewhere docking.
Person 1: They can't be docking without docking headquarters.
Docking Headquarters by Merrman October 7, 2011
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cave docking 

The act of pooping into another person's butthole
While I was having sex with my girlfriend I had a sudden urge to deficate. I pulled my penis out of her vagina, made her do a handstand, and began cave docking her.
cave docking by sknot March 5, 2007

Air Docking 

When a man farts in to a women vagina causing a gentle tickling sensation.
At first i thought about giving her a ducth oven but decided on air docking instead.
Air Docking by Chesse & Crackers October 23, 2011

docking anchor in poo bay 

the mutual act between a man and a woman or two men ahhh, gay where sexual intercourse in the anal cavity is performed either due to the woman riding the metaphorical 'crimson river' or just for pure butt fucking pleasure between two men.
dale: so lewis, what you up to this weekend?

lewis: well man, kati's on her rags right now, so im docking anchor in poo bay. you?

dale: funny that, me and aidan are doing the same :).

space-docking 

it is were two people does not matter of gender shit into each others ass or other orpheuses
I space-docked into his ass and he space-docked into mine, I Just love the feel of space-docking
space-docking by smart_ass_homie January 4, 2009

dockworker 

Dockworker is a slang term derived from MMORPG's, and originates from the phenomenon of Men playing Female Characters and then pretending to be women outside of the game.

Often used as a more derogative form of G.I.R.L (Guy in real life.)

Dockworkers can often be identified by an over use of pink, making everything into a sexual advance and adding *Giggles* at the beginning of most sentences.
Timmy: So I met this chick online and we started hitting it off, she was all chatty and flirty and before I knew it, we were cybering.

When I finaly convinced her to talk to me on Vent I found out she was a DUDE!

Tommy: Hey man, dockworkers need love too!
dockworker by MortisNai March 10, 2008