Diego

Diego is the only one with a bigger dick than Max.
He has the biggest schlong ever

Has Max the biggest dick?
No Diego has a bigger one

by Max'smom June 7, 2021

diego

a zesty chihuahua and or, mutt that is shark repellent.

do you wanna hangout with girls today? No thanks i feel like diego today

by ipashs December 30, 2022

Diego

The hottest man on EARTH.

If you ever see him.. well you will pass out.

AKA the opposite of Alexander

Diego is SOOOOO hot, unlike Alexander.

by Diego is hot24 April 12, 2022

San Diego Vaccum

Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq

When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.

by notskittles May 27, 2014

Diego

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Diego means im having a creamy dick

by ñejeje January 16, 2022

diego

someone who's girlfriend is toxic but diego won't break up with her

diego your girlfriend is such an ass
break up with her diego jc

by mynamejefffunnymemelol September 23, 2020

diego

he is a meany who works at KFC and he eats alot

shut up diego

by yo a bitch September 2, 2020