Black and Decker

When you get all horny and shit and you need that somethin' special so you go get a screwdriver. Then you pound your girls ass with it. Afterwards you take that very same screwdriver and use it to build a spice rack. You then give the spicerack to your women. DAMN!

"I Need a new spice rack. Will you black and decker me?"

by Nick Mcjesusman April 9, 2005

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 2, 2003

heckle deckle

A round happy fat guy chubby fat man

He is a heckle deckle

by Heckle Deckle God June 8, 2018

Stack the deck

When 2 people want to cuddle in bed, but the room temperature exceeds comfortable cuddling conditions. Therefore, you turn your backs to one another and intertwine your buttcheeks, alternating one person's atop the other's in a shuffled, card-like manner.

Jamey and Jessica climb into bed and engage into a typical cuddling position, but their body heat becomes too much to endure for the entire night and therefore they both flip over.

Jamey: Honey it's getting too warm to snuggle, I have to flip over.
Jessica: Ok but let's at least stack the deck (cuddling, essentially with your butt cheeks intertwined.)

by Nastyfax May 27, 2015

upper decker

To take a shit in the top of the toilet, therefore when the toilet is flushed, brown water washes the poop down.

"That fuckin bitch wouldn't blow me so I am going to leave her an upper decker"

by chops renfer August 23, 2006

Double Decker

When a man puts on a strap-on above his cock and double penetrates a woman.

Since Roddy wasn't able to make it to our planned threesome with him, me, and his girlfriend, I just got a strap-on and Double Deckered her.

by MoosyPoo April 14, 2010

deck shit

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.

Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

by The Definition King June 2, 2007