Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is when the main instigator of a night out gets wasted and disappears home early on said night out after persuading everyone it's a good idea to go out. This usually involves Turbo Shandy and cider.

I'm totally wasted man!

Are you doing a Dave?

by moleman2001 January 8, 2012

Dave Chappelle

Host of 'Chappelle's Show' on Comedy Central. Bases all of his jokes around racism and the word 'cracker'. Has the whole white male teenage population wrapped around his finger just because he gets away with saying nigger when no one else does.

If I hear one more effing person say 'I'm Rick James, bitch'... I might just slice myself with a rusty garden shovel

by JBo July 13, 2005

dave chappelle

a bad ass motherfucker who sreaks his
mind

don;t fuck with him.........................................

by bugsyleeo21 January 26, 2005

Naked Dave

Some naked guy from the CKY movies.

"Oh, GROSS! Did you see that guy's balls?"

by Lindsey February 14, 2004

Hungry Dave

When you cum inside of a pussy or asshole and suck your own cum out.

Oh man we got so freaky I hungry dave'd her pussy

by Lauren in the sky with diamonds July 6, 2008

Dave Santos

A name giv'n to guys with lil to no penis

2: Name of a banned sex ( guy on guy cums in ass shits out, other guy shits on 1st guys shit then fucks the shit together to make a 2 shit 3 cum pile)
3: A failed replaced way of saying leeroy jenkins!

Dude! i walked in to your dad and landlord doin a dave santose lastnight...

omg man your dick is so small your name is now dave... dave santos.

omfg im fucking awesome eat this... dave santos!

by puffs your mom April 27, 2011

Emo Dave

Emo Dave is just like most other emo boys. Emo Dave likes most things, doesn't like 'hatred' and he understands your pain, heartbreak, and loneliness. Emo Dave would never write this about himself because he doesn't believe any of its true, he is a bit self deprecating. He's actually not to bad. You can find him on Myspace.

Emo Dave will be your friend forever as long as you don't break his heart.

by Friend of Emo Daves September 7, 2008