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don't cotton to

Southern United States slang phrase meaning do not like, agree with or mistrust. As in 'those two boxers don't cotton each other.
by J.Birmingham January 20, 2009
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Don Fee

From the Cantonese "donphi" meaning "fart". Don Fee = male fart. (A female fart is Dawn Fee).
(Pull out your cell phone when you feel a fart coming on)
"Excuse me, I have to take this call from Don Fee Heating & Air Conditioning".
(Walk away to fart in private)
by Burt Farp May 14, 2006
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Don't tase me bro

In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
by glindabatgirl October 6, 2007
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Don't T

A shorter version of the phrase Don't Touch My Ankles The act of wearing pants that don't reach your ankle
Nerd: "I'm so cool. I'm wearing jeans!"
Joc: "That ain't cool if its a Don't T!"
by 0mikey0 July 17, 2009
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Don't you just hate that? 738 annoying things

Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.
Selected Annoyances:

-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.

-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.

- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.

- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.

- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.

Just to name a few...
by Anonomously Anonomous September 14, 2005
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Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.
"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"
by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007
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Don't Worry, Be Happy

A Bobby McFerrin Song....Written and recorded in 1988.....seven years after Marley's tragic death....anyone who thinks it's his song is retarded...
A great song....
by Sapphire March 14, 2004
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