Demonta

a young man who is very very sweet and nice. He is smart and very talented, especially at football. He is loved by all his peers and he has a lion fetish. His best friend is a girl younger than them, with a koala fetish. He loves vibing to Drake songs and is an excellent friend. He will always be there for you. Demontas are very straightforward people always asking awkward questions and making things awkward, but you will always want to have him in your life.

swaggg sexy swagalicious brotha lion Demonta

by mojojootter August 1, 2011

Democracy

A non existant form of government in which every citizen would have a vote on every issue.
Unfortunately impossible to exist on a scale larger then a village due to massive stupidity of general public.

We had a democracy and so we selected our leader by popular vote not electoral college.

by that quiet guy March 4, 2009

demonstruation

A bloody, frothy flow from Satans vagina.

Once every month the Dark Lord engages in a fearsome demonstruation.

by Joe Kow November 30, 2005

Demosthenes

a person with the largest most massive cock ever concieved

have you seen demosthenes 's dick? its actually massive bro

by mfiejawn April 6, 2019

releasing demons

The act of someone taking a larger than normal shit.

Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"

Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...

by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008

Democratic Republic of Congo

The most messed up country modern civilization has ever seen. More people have died in this country in war than any other war since World War 2. If you travel there, expect to see chopped off arms and dead babies lying around everywhere.

Girl: You don't know what its like to have a baby.
Guy who came from DRC: Oh rly? Well I was from the Democratic Republic of Congo biatch!

by Rick James biatch3 February 27, 2009

demons

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.

Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"

by Dubiks August 28, 2018