When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.
Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
by tombot5000 September 23, 2010
Get the Salted the Dash mug.These words are uttered when an individual begins to run as fast as they can because they just realised that they are late for something. Super Asian Dash!! is generally used by Asians but occasionally, close friends may also use it.
Person 1: "Oh, I have to go get my books for class - Super Asian Dash!!"
Person 2: "But there's still 5 minutes!" (sigh)
Person 2: "But there's still 5 minutes!" (sigh)
by YummySY June 1, 2011
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Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.
I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!
by Asstreasurer July 23, 2014
Get the jack and dash mug.When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
Get the Splash and dash mug.A dirty proverb for when a woman allows a man to eat her out and then quickly knocks him out with her knee caps before leaving. Done in order to not reciprocate any other sexual activity.
A man wakes up with a headache and bad breath.realises he's been dine and dashed by the woman he met on tinder.
by Drabgreenqueen September 5, 2016
Get the Dine and dash mug.Getting head from a prostitute and running away after you finish so you don't have to play. Similar to dine and dash
Yo Kris totally just dome and dashed that bitch. That's why they gotta get paid before they go down...
by Randy_cheeseburger November 30, 2016
Get the dome and dash mug.When someone splashes shit all over the company toilet and then leaves it for someone else to clean up.
Someone did a splash-n-dash in the women's restroom this morning and now everyone has to use the toilets back in production.
by Dr Frank N Furter January 27, 2017
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