Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Crystal

An antiquated slang term meaning cat, used in an endearing way to signify importance. Popular in the 70s-90s urban USA.

Would you 'care for my crystals for me? I'll be out of town for a few days. Don't worry about the food, just check in on them once in a while.

by Optiso March 9, 2021

crystal ball

Technically it means a prediction for the future. I seen gamers use it for explaining that nobody knows what time you will need to upgrade you hardware. That OR sometimes to mock someone that is asking a question about something nobody knows yet involving tech/gaming stuff.

yes, the 2060 has enough VRAM for 1440P gaming, the "future-proofing" cannot be answered. Of course, this is partly because there simply is no crystal ball out there that sees the future.

Your average PC supremacist - Games are becoming more graphically demanding. Who knows if the 3070 is enough for 1440p/100+ fps in the future. In a short time, you might have to run medium to low settings and its only 8gb of VRAM. Its not like we have a crystal ball to tell us, plus, future proofing isn't a real thing.

by Skinnyasfuck 16 year old May 5, 2021

Crystal

A girl who is like that

Damn She is Crystal

by Lmfndkd April 29, 2021

crystal arrell

SPONGEBOB
THE OFFICE
TRY ME :)

YO CRYSTAL ARRELL IS SO COOL U WISH U WERE HER!

by yourpseudonymman September 9, 2020

crystal balls

Balls of a man perfectly shaved.

"I shaved my balls yesterday, they are like crystal balls"

by mister spok March 10, 2021

The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023