Crystal

Crystal is an amazing person, she is so funny, a little gay, kind, and genuine. She is the person you can never get tired of, and the one you have a great time with no matter what. You can trust her with anything. She's also INSANE at video games. she's also smokin hot, and super pretty, AND a slayqueen. An absolute girlboss, a force to be reckoned with. Shoutout to all those Crystals out there.

person: Hey, have you met crystal? She's so cool, and has the prettiest voice!

by crystalfangirl100 August 9, 2022

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 30, 2019

crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.

Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022